fancy night out?

I was supposed to go on a fancy date with my husband last night. I started getting all dolled up. I decided to use these Kiss Looks So Natural eyelashes that I received these products complimentary from Influenster for testing purposes. These eyelashes are supposed to feel like your real eyelashes. To the touch and view they do look real. But I swear that they are a little bit of a pain to put on.
1. You have to measure them before putting them on ( like any eyelash)
2. After cutting them you put glue on the lashes ( the glue bottle is very tiny)
3. You have to wait on the glue to become tacky/sticky/gluey (about 30 seconds)
4. Then you have to attempt to apply them. It took me about thirty minutes. 

The glue kept sticking to my fingers and not my eyelids. Once I'd get them on my eyelid they would slide down. Eventually though (after repeating steps 2-4 a few times) I got them on and they looked beautiful. I guess if I could get a hang of them, things would go better. I would wear them again because once you have them on, you really cant tell that they are there and they look gorgeous (not slutty/clubgoing like some eyelashes). The KISS company has a few minor details to work out but overall I was pleased with the FINAL product.

It's been a minute...

Good evening everyone. I am so tired! We were out all day today at the beach. I had to teach my two friends how to fish. Poor kids. They had no clue that there was a difference in salt water fushing and freshwater fishing or that lines had weight restrictions. I had to teach them how to line their rod, put the hooks and weights on, and even how to bait. Luckilhyh they didn't catch anything or that would have been another four hours on how to take the fish off the hook.

I'm lucky to have the convience of my Apple iPhone 5c. It's a very beautiful device. It let me pull up pictures to show them since I'm not very good at explaining. Evidently I'm more of a "why don't you just know how to do this already" kind of teacher. It's not the best way for people to learn. Is there an App to make me a better teacher? Nowadays I know there's an app for everything.

Hmmm.
Later peeps. Keep it cheesy.
Lady Peach

Good afternoon!

Hi everyone. It's such a beautiful day outside. I've got some great news....wait for it... wait for it..... I've got a job interview!!! Yay!! Isn't that great? Don't worry I will still check in for my one avid reader out there. Yeah I've already figured out that, as in real life, my blog isn't very popular. It's okay though. I thank you for listening to my rants..

Anyway... anyone with hair.. you have got to try John Frieda's Frizz Ease 3 day Flat Iron Spray. I got mine complimentary of Influenster for testing purposes. All I can say is...WOW! I've never had my hair not be frizzy. I love it. I'm actually taking care of my hair now and it feels great. Sorry bald people. We'll find something for you I promise.

In other news... Can anyone tell me how the bleep do you get your 18 month old to sleep in their own bed? I've tried everything. Cry it out, sleep on the floor in her room, put her in bed after she fell asleep, everythiing! IT DOES NOT WORK!! I'm at my wits end. She used to sleep in her bed all the time, all night, up until these lat three months. I just don't know what went wrong. Is it a stage that I am missing? Is there a trick that I wasn't taught? Seriously.

Well yeah. I give up. Moral: Don't let your child rule your night time.

Later peeps. Keep it cheesy.

Lady Peach

    So I lied.... I really wasn't done. But who ever is on the black hole we called Internet? I've been trying to unpack lately and just don't understand why boxes don't come with an auto-unpack/put-stuff-into-it's-place-again feature. Someone invent it now please!!!! I'll be forever in your debt. Or if you do invent it just remember where you got the idea from.... I wouldn't mind some stake in your company. Just saying.

Oooh, I just realized that there is spell check on this.... yeah for a twenty-one year old I'm kind of computer slow. Not fully computer slow, just somewhat. I can mod games and code programs but when it comes to the simple things I'm just oblivious.

Is anyone even reading this anymore? I know that it honestly just jumps around like a frog in a lilly pad farm but I swear I do have connections between m thoughts. Maybe I should start signing off with a moral at the end of my posts. Like Aesop's fables except for they'd be Peach's inevitable ending that's coming but you just don't know when.... Yeah that should work.


Inevitable ending: keep reading, you know you want to.
Later peeps. Keep it cheesy.
Lady Peach

    So I guess I really wasn't done talking. I have a lot to talk about. You'll listen right? Do any of you play video game? No I'm not talking about Pissed-off Chickens or whatever that game is called on your smart phone. I mean actual legitimate, I've got my Turtle Beach headset on, my favorite spot on the couch, lucky gamer apparel, disturb me only if you wish to die video game players... yeah that's me. I probably should admit I have an addiction. I live, breathe, and sleep video games.

Now my favorite series is the Elder Scrolls. Go ahead start with the slrs of Vanilla Skyrim is too bland. Well obviously you don't put as much imagination and socialization into it as I do. I talk to my characters, ask my wife and kids how their day has been, cry when I lose a horse, and pretend that I own the place. It's kind of scary when you thnk about it.

I've only beta tested one game in the Elder Scrolls Series but I can't tell you what it is or release any details.... :) soon, very soon.

But my second favorite thing in the whole world is food. I'll admit that I'm overweight... maybe I love my food a little too much but it's okay. I actually went to culinary school for awhile but had to stop cause I kept wanting to eat everything. I love trying new things. The one thing I learned about being a foodie is to never ask questions (especially when it is Chinese food).

I have always dreamed of being on Iron Chef America just to try the food Morimoto cooks. I bet he could make an all you can eat buffet taste like a five star rstaurant. Speaking of all you can eat... I went to Golden Corral last night and suprisingly their steak tasted better than any steak I have ever had, EVER. It was cooked to order and perfectly seaoned with juice running out of everywhere. Why is it I could get all I could eat steak for $12 that's perfect in every manner but I pay $60 and I can't even get it cooked right the first three times? Am I too picky? I just want that perfect steak. sigh. Oh well.

Later peeps. Keep it cheesy.
I swear this is my last post...maybe.
Lady Peach

Yeah it's me again. I just wanted to let everyone know about this thing I do. Influentster. Ever heard of it? You should. It's pretty cool. They let you voice your opinions on items you use every day and eventually they'll send your stuff to test for FREE.

I just recently received this box called a VoxBox. The one I got was the J'Adore VoxBox. It's Influentster's Valentine's special. I recieved a bottle of John Frieda's Frizz Ease 3 Day Straight Flat Iron Spray for my frizzy and uncontrollable hair, some KISS Looks So Natural Lashes for when I go out on the town, a bottle of Boots Botanics Shine Away Ionic Clay Mask for those rare occaions when I can relax in the tub, some Vaseline Men Spray Lotion for my husband's dry skin, A few packs of Red Rose Simply Indulgent Teas to fuel my tea addiction, and by far my favorite item is the bag of HERSHEY'S KISSES Milk Chocolates. All I have to say is atleast someone got me chocolates for Valentine's Day.

But in all truthfluness Influenster sent me all of these products complimentary just for my opinion on them. You really have nothing to lose. Well unless you hate getting free stuff and giving our opinion.

Later peeps. Keep it cheesy.
Lady Peach

     Anyone remember the game Never have I ever? Well let's play! I'll go first. Neve have I ever wrote a blog. So bear with me. Spelling and gramatical errors are inevitable as I am no professinal writer or english professor. I'm bound to go into too much details or not enough. Just depends on the day. You may see random typings of "rfngbvfemvijfb" or "2282122   .....................eifouew" as I have an 18 month old who likes to sit on my keyboard.

       But anyways.... people call me Peach. As in people I mean the few friends I have and my husband. I'm a 21 year old stay at home mother, not by choice, but I do love it. My two children, Jazz 18 months, and Moose 13 years or 91 years 9however you look at it) are both amazing and frustrating. 

     I just moved to Florida from Wisconsin about three days ago. What a temperature change. Phew. I went from freezing to sweating in 27 hours. It's riduculously weird. That's all for now. How do you sign off of this? See you later? Adios? Sincerly? Eh.. I'll figure it out.

     

        Later peeps. Keep it cheesy. 

             The one and only (NOT REALLY) Lady Peach